Monday, December 8, 2008

How to be the living S**T!


Hey there.. alright ppl!

I broke up with my boyfriend and now.. I'm sooooo cool...yup... you wanna be like me?.. I guess you do.. life is sooo awesome for me right now!.




So.. I totally decided to show you how to enjoy life and be the living sh*t!.. come on!! girls.. you deserve it!



Here are some tips:

  • Party like a f***ing rockstar till you lose control of yourself.


  • Look always always!!! like a movie star.. it means.. hair done, nails, make up, nice body size, etc.


  • Omg!! go tanning!!.. you don't wanna look like a death person


  • Hook up with all they guys you know.. and then denied it.


  • Dance like no one's watching. And don't dance old music. Rap, Hip Hop, R&B, soft Rock and Electronic are the best


  • Hey!! f*ck like a porn star!! come on!! have some fun!


  • Be always nice with old ppl.. yup.. weird.. but someday you'll be like them


  • Please!!! use anti age cream


  • Always act like if you were a celebrity.. yup.. just like me.

  • Be nice.. I mean.. you are a b*tch and you know it.. so you'll have some fun faking it.
  • Be yourself!!!!!!!!!!!= a mean girl <3

Love you guys!!, Gossip







2 comments:

Tatiana said...

Hi! Thanks for trhe comment, it sheer me up! and why do you broke up with your boyfriend?? Well I guess that makes you happy...
Cheers!
XOXO
Tatis

Anonymous said...

Hi, lol, i loved this post. you are so awesome and funny. lol... keep posting i really like your blog. I love that you are ironic, it is so cool. And by the way, i will totally try your tips to be the living shit, loved them!

You are a good sport.

XOXO